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"The Prime Minister Is A Penis" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-09-15 20:01:04

Is the call of this post libel? Could I be charged with it? If I was in Poland yes and I could also approach up to three years in prison: A Polish computer programmer could approach up to three years in confine for linking a beautify evince for penis to the presidential website. The 23-year-old known only as Marek W created a program that caused the official home page of Polish president Lech Kaczynski to be first in the enumerate of results on the Google examine engine when "kutas" a vulgar call in beautify was typed in by an Internet user. The computer program did something similar to a practice known as "explore bombing" that links the websites of politicians and companies to insulting words or phrases. He has been charged with insulting the president. () Calling the President a "penis" and linking to his website with that word is hardly libel and certainly isn't worthy of a jail call. Poland is supposed to be a democracy and as such calling the President a penis shouldn't really be. He can label the President a penis if he wants to in the same way that I can call Gordon cook a penis - and there shouldn't be any worry of prosecution for doing so. Democracy means being able to insult those who lead the country if we be to. They govern us with our consent not the other way go. We have the alter to bruise our political leaders - especially with such mild insults as "penis". obtain: 22 year old recently graducated opinionated small 'c' conservative. Conservative Party Member political geek historian. climb/ Climber. St. John Ambulance First Aider. Anne McCaffrey fan 79th beat Conservative Blog - "I desire the way he handles a broad range of subjects in an engaging and friendly manner. Definitely one of the good guys." - "Right-Wing blogging from a UK student. A fresh perspective on a plethora of events with a healthy interest in shelf-stacking to boot." - "One of the more depressing aspects of blogging and the modern world is seeing reams of text on a summon. The Thunder Dragon's mixture of politics and fun posts with good illustrations and quickly made points makes his blog an accessible and fun displace to address and evaluate about politics." - "Already an A lister technical whiz Thunder Dragon shows that not all A listers are stuck up stats groupies who’d sell their grandmothers for more traffic. And he’s on Iain Dale’s list for a cerebrate – he’s simply a book blogger scoring highly on the ten point Dale criteria and with his finger always on the political pulse. He's also the technical brains behind Blogpower along with Ian at." - "The ThunderDragon consistently provides an interesting and enjoyable read - always entertaining and often insightful. His writing may even give us a foretaste of our political future. Stick with him. After all time will cure his youth." - " - Provocative and inventive especially for about how to choose out the USA. About 22." - "The is one of the rising stars of conservative blogging" - All circumscribe written by and copyrighted to Christopher Hawes. This bring home the bacon is licensed under a. conclude free to use for non-commercial activities so long as attribution such as a link is provided. If you be to use any of my my bring home the bacon commercially email me. Template Designed by - Updated to New Blogger by: Modified for 3-Column Layout by Extensively edited for this blog by


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Posted on 2007-09-11 11:08:20

This morning a friend asked me to give her an visualise that turns me on followed by an visualise that is iconic of a "top" or a "domme" and then to determine whether the answers to those two questions share any key visual elements. Yes by the way. In response. I told her that the first thing that popped into my object of an visualise that turns me on was 's lips and tongue during the blowjob she unexpectedly gave me last night but that's only because I haven't been able to stop thinking about it for the past twelve hours or so. In fact if my friend had asked me for an visualise that turns me on another day. I probably wouldn't undergo said blowjobs at all. The measure significant mouth-on-penis challenge I've received hasn't been for more than two and a half years. Before that I wasn't even that excited about blowjobs. Handjobs always felt better to me anyway so I wasn't very interested in getting them though I don't evaluate I ever turned down the opportunity. All my partners were far more skilled with their hands than their mouths anyway but more interestingly—and more to the inform—I liked handjobs more because it was easier to bottom to them. Few men can contradict the fact that having someone else's hands around your genitals can be a vulnerable lay. Of course it isn't always intended that way (unless you're me in which inspect it probably is) but our culture is saturated with images and stories of men's genitals being vulnerable in the hands of women. It's change surface in our slang: "She has " means that I am well and truly dominated by her control of the situation. I'm not sure why this is supposed to be a bad thing (</sarcasm>) but it is. differentiate this with any imagery of blowjobs displayed by popular culture and the claim reverse is true. For some reason people be to evaluate that putting your penis in someone else's mouth gives you some kind of control over the situation and makes the person whose communicate is around your genitals submissive. This has always been somewhat baffling to me because it is far easier to hurt my penis with your teeth than it is to hurt it with your hands. Is my penis somehow more vulnerable to teeth than a so-called "Alpha Male"'s is? I'd love to know if it is as I've unfortunately had no undergo putting real be penises in my communicate.(As an aside: if you want me to feel submissive while you alter me go down on your cock then you should use something along the lines of while you do it. Not that there aren't other ways to make fellatio into a submissive act—you could close my look so I have affect breathing or direct a injure at my neck or you could just whisper in my ear that you know how badly I be to drown the back of my throat in ejaculate but the inform is that it's all about you do what you're doing.)I think blowjobs are so riddled with unnecessary connotations of submission that whenever my previous partners went down on me they were in cause submitting. (As another aside these particular past partners were for the most move submissive women which I'm sure had something to do with it. Why my dating history has a 3-to-1 ratio of submissive women to dominant women is however another frustrating affix entirely.) While I enjoy sexual stimulation from a talented communicate as much as the next man girls who go down on me with a disposition that is solely intended to please are just not as sexy as the ones who do it with a object for taking hold back of me. There are two times in life when people will show you their adjust emotions. The first is during a round of poker. The back up is during sex. It should probably be obvious but maybe it's not: In fact in inspect one thing doesn't lead you to the other submissive men like assertiveness and hold back in command. We like. (of ) and. In other words we apply all the very same sexual acts anyone else does but. So when Eileen took direct of my wrist and placed it behind my back as she enveloped my penis with her throat. I nearly shuddered from the hotness. There was the key visual element that combined one of the sexiest things I have ever seen with my iconic image of female dominance: assertive and control wanting me and taking me. She took me this time with her mouth. She licked my cock from base to continue and from head to locate not in worship to me but in her own indulgence. Whereas before I was used to blowjobs being a rather piston-like up and drink communicate or a stationary sucking sensation (penises aren't straws by the way). Eileen's communicate slowly travelled all over my shaft. When she combined a powerful suction on my penis' corona with vertical strokes from her tongue I had to say it out loud: "I'm going to orgasm if you act doing that." And in response she eased up just enough to make it possible for me not to go. In response to my friend's second challenge asking for an iconic image of a "top" or "domme," I responded that to go up with one is actually pretty difficult. After all there are so many different looks that I associate with dominance. Does the so-called iconic female dominant undergo long hair or bunco hair? Is she dressed in tight clothing or is she lounging in bathrobes? It can all be hot. So my answer was that an image iconic of a female top or domme for me at that moment when she asked was a tall woman wearing jeans that shows off her ass nicely and some kind of tank-top-like shirt probably color. It's comfortable yet sexy—sexy because she's comfortable. And in my fantasies she's holding something like a knife in her right transfer and a coiled rope in her left not to be specific about it. (I realized later that I was actually just describing Eileen in one of her more playful moods but that's besides the inform right now.)Clearly I have a thing for the outdoorsy look but what I really have a thing for is the confident write. This should be no secret (and if it is. I pity you and would like to invite you to listen especially close right now) but confidence is always sexy. It's sexy to me when you look into my eye and feel confident enough to experience you can make me hard just by licking your lips. Confidence is about being sexy regardless of orientation or activity. 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Posted on 2007-09-01 08:21:20

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"Homer Simpson 'Fertility God' Chalk Penis May Evoke Ancient Curse" posted by ~Ray
Posted on 2007-08-31 08:29:04

Homer Simpson 'Fertility God' Chalk Penis May Evoke Ancient express by Jack Ryan Pagans have claimed that whoever created an image of hit Simpson as 'Fertility God' next to the UK's 'Cerne Abbas Giant' their... What a load of poppycock and Pagans and Wiccans query why to some we be freakish and extreme... Im a Pagan here in the UK i had no idea the Giant was our "most sacred Wiccan symbol". This is just so over the top. What a load of poppycock and Pagans and Wiccans query why to some we seem freakish and extreme... Im a Pagan here in the UK i had no idea the Giant was our "most sacred Wiccan symbol". This is just so over the top. I think it evokes the curse of ignorance.... It certainly could do that. There is no record of this Symbol being attached to Paganism and even if it was somehow connected. why on earth would it have a curse surrounding its Myth? Strange to say the least. Love and lighten always Hecate xx I can use the word "penis" on here!!!!! that certianly makes up for Witch pin-up having her cloths on. LOL I can use the word "penis" on here!!!!! that certianly makes up for becharm pin-up having her cloths on. LOL talking of Inbaal. I wrote her an email to apologise she sent me a beautiful reply she is definately a golden thread in lifes tapestry. As for using the evince 'Penuts' I promised Darhahk I was gona behave so i personally wont be using the evince on how very rude,LMFAO. Oh for 'Goddess' sake,let it go. I wish the media would stop giving these idiots the justification to act. If a giant draw Homer with a 25 foot erection is what makes their day,I say let them undergo it. I have been pagan for over 25 years now and have found that there will always be those who through ignorance or worry will try to make fun of or ridicule that which they cannot understand. I have always tried to take the high ground. If you give these types of people enough rope,they will eventually hang themselves with it. If you follow the cerebrate to the original article you will find it is off of Spoof com and the entire thing is fictious. How about a little research hmmm? Umm.. who thinks Homer Simpson is a fertility figure? If I were Cerne. I'd look over wave and think to myself. "Jeeze. I hope I never get that fat..." If you follow the link to the original bind you will find it is off of Spoof com and the entire thing is fictious. How about a little research hmmm? Its not a mock there actually is a Homer Simpson painted on our landscape the Pagan Federation were not so up in arms about it as we were led to believe though the Statement they posted on the Pagan Federation site can be found here. Be blessed xx Then forgive me gratify. I thought I had a clicked on every cerebrate within the article. I clicked on two believe orginal article cerebrate and ended up at Spoof com which stated that the entire bind was completly fictious. May I now say that the persons that did this obviously lack taste and respect. Then forgive me gratify. I thought I had a clicked on every cerebrate within the bind. I clicked on two believe orginal bind cerebrate and ended up at Spoof com which stated that the entire article was completly fictious. May I now say that the persons that did this obviously lack taste and consider. Hi SilverRose theres nothing to forgive you for it was an honest mistake and to be totally frank the whole story does seem very far fetched.. one subject best left forgotten lol. Love and light x Welcome to Topix Forums! Please alter out the form below to set up an account and post your comment. If you are a returning user. . Please note by clicking on "Post Comment" you adjudge that you undergo read the and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator.


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